Jornada

Over the last few days I've had what I can only describe as an epiphany and I'll explain exactly what this is in a little bit. But firstly this blog will contain much less crappy jokes and tired observations and witty witicisms than normal. Which should be total relief.

Last weekend we had VE's quarterly jornada. Trying to explain exactly jornada is, is somewhat difficult. So here's what we do, once every 3 months we head up a valley in the Andes, go through the mildly attractive village of San José de Maipo and end up at a little events centre called Chalet de Piedra where we reflect, share and try and grow as an organisation and as people. This is not a cult as we don't have to hand over or first born to el jefe, nor do we give tithes of our earnings as we don't even get paid in peanuts. It is, however, quite hippyish and shortly before the first time I went, phrases like reflection and meditation shared the beejezus out of me.

I can now safely say that Jornada is one of my favourite things in the world and this is in spite of the re-birthing ceremonies, the birchings, the candlelight hoopla and the zen walking. What jornada does best is bring together a wonderful group of people and give them some renewed focus on the volunteering work they do here. We talk, write, do yoga and take time out from our normal, busy lives to go a bit deeper

This weekend I really didn't have the time for any inner journeys, yoga or even relaxing. This was no bad thing at all as I was too busy breaking frisbee world records, cooking meals that gave everyone gas, getting really pissed off at losing at spoons, diving into a swimming pool that smelled of turpentine, drawing acorns, getting up several hours earlier than I thought I had too, playing catchphrase in Spanish, attempting to win speed boats (and failing) and getting to know a phenomenal group of people just a little bit better.

The chalet is run by a mildly eccentric Spanish couple. I say mildly as whilst they named their first daughter Genesis (a Phil Collins tribute, I like to think so), their second is called Michelle. They have two rottwielers called Matt and Cindy, Shakira the Cat, and a lovely big garden and exquisite views of the cordillera. Alledgedly, the dad likes to get stoned a lot and the girls run amok and gatecrash every single activity we do. This was especially true as we gathered in the main room to start the yogic flying. Before this most serious and dedicated taller, the girls rushed in and decided which should play a form of musical statues with animals.

Naturally this was automatically accepted as the greatest idea ever and soon every single volunteer was leaping round the room, pretending to be eagles and elephants. No one cared or was self-concious, there were no rolled eyes or blushing cheeks. Just 25 adults and two children flapping their arms like chickens and barking like dogs. In many ways it's slightly embarrassing that this was the epiphany. But it was at this moment that I realised there was nowhere in the world that I would rather have been, that I'm incredibly be proud to be involved in VE Global and priveledged to be around so many wonderful people.

Three days later I left for Argentina to renew my papers. I went on my own and had time to reflect there; and I came to realise that the sooner I got back to Santiago the better.

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n.b, there was no Zen walking, yogic flying, re-birthing and most disappointingly of all, no birching at jornada. All the other activites were real. Also, one of the little girls accidently on purpose borrowed the frisbee and "forgot" to give it back. Nothing is perfect, but Jornada weekend came pretty close.

El Que No Salta.....

Right, so I'm trying to update this with a bit more regularity but this largely depends on interesting things happening in my life, so the next entry will probably be around Christmas time.

I was going to write about Entre Todas, the girl's home where I work and how it went from a really awful place to work to a really quite wonderful one. But I can't be arsed so I'm going to write about football instead.

On Saturday night Chile qualified for the world cup for the first time in 12 years. This is a very, very big deal here for several reasons.

There's really not a lot to do here apart from watch and talk about football if you're a Chilean. They love football so much (or have so little else to occupy them)
they have two seasons in one year which means your team can win the 2009 season part 1 and be champions for a whole six months, then be relegated for the 2nd part of the season.

Every single volunteer within their first week here will be asked if they're for Colo Colo or La U. Depending on your point of view Colo Colo are the people's team who best represent the country as a whole, or they are a bunch of violent pissheads who call me Peter Crouch all the time.

Peter Crouch

Similarly, according to your point of view La U are a team that represented a form of resistance to Pinochet's Dictatorship and have a proud leftwing history. Or they're a bunch of poncey middle class students.

When forced to choose between the two I went for La U. Why? They've got an owl on their badge, and who doesn't like owls? Plus I don't actually like being called Peter Crouch all the time.

Owl (barn)


But you do have to choose, nearly the entire country is divided between these two teams. Sure, there are about 12 others in the league, most of which are better than these two, but really they don't count. The derbies between La U and Colo are called Súper Clásicos and whilst these two adjectives could never describe anything in Chilean football, everyone watches it.

But the whole country comes together for when the national team plays. And this proved to be the case on Saturday night. Chile came up against Colombia knowing a win would take them to South Africa, anything less and we would have to wait forthe final game against Ecuador on Wednesday.

In a game that involved comical defending, school boy errors galore and at least 90% of all football cliches going, Chile won 4-2. The pub erupted and emptied and everyone buggered off to the square right outside my flat:





People climbed on bus stops, jumped up and down a lot, sang the same songs over and over again, got a bit teargassed and went home. We get to see this every 6 weeks from our flat and it never gets tired. Ever. The police normally let it go on for about a couple of hours, then tell everyone to go home.

The only sad thing is there is only one more competetive game, which is against Ecuador this wednesday so only one more opportunity to watch hooligans kicking riot vans and police kicking the shit out of hooligans. Nevertheless I will be back in the pub on Wednesday for the Ecuador game because

1. I now know all the national team's songs.
2. There's nothing else to do in Chile.

6 months in a nutshell. Part 1

So the blog is back after an un-eagerly anticipated 6 month absence. I can't really explain why it's taken so long to doing this again. I had previously claimed that I had been too busy to write this, but anyone who knows me will be quite sure that is a load of bollocks and the evenings spent watching Friends repeats, drinking Escudo and complaining about being too busy should demonstrate the huge flaws in my this theory.

So the first blog back will be a brief recap of what has happened in the last 6 months that hasn't involved my three principal pastimes, watching telly, drinking beer and whinging.

For some strange reason, I'm still in Santiago, still in Chile and still working for VE. It's been a weird transitional stage, most of my good friends from when I arrived in November have buggered off back home, leaving behind my current wardrobe ( thank you Paul Mannix), the laptop I'm using (to you too, Cody Rothschild) and a large supply of ladies' scented shaving foam (Jessica Ellerbach, I am forever in your debt).

Whilst a lot of good people have moved on, many still remain as Mariah is still here and will have to put up with me for 9 months more, no matter what I seem to do, Jen still wants to hang out after 5 years of me and Suggett is making great gains in destroying both our livers.

For an even stranger reason, I'm now a director of VE, to give my full title, I'm Director of Institutional Relations. Quite how I got the job I don't know. If I had known that I'd have to sit in the office listening to my American colleagues doing horrendous British accents all day, I might not have taken it. Asides from listening to Ann say "Wud ya loik a cappa tay?", my job despcription includes having to suck up to evil old director witches, phoning a hogar 15 times to get through, writing long, rambling and attrociously incorrect emails in Spanish and trying not to use Facebook all day.

I love working in the "office", I get to listen to Mariah sniggering continously about drinking Colun, Matt plays Bob Sinclair, MGMT, Muse and then plays them all again and Brooke wears some amazing slacks and brown shoes, plus I can drink as many cups of tea as I want. My Spanish has got miles better and I can now finally write properly, (With the exception of the word "institution", which, ironically, I spell wrong all the time). The Chilean work day is pretty sweet, we start at 10 and as I live in the building next to the office I can get up at 9.55 and be on time to work.

The only downside is that I spend less time in my hogar, Entre Todas. One day a week is not enough, especially considering the amazing changes over the last 6 months. But, I'm getting bored and my hangover is coming back with avengence, so I'm going to write about ET next but sign off with the nicknames I gathered there this week: Tío Sid the Sloth, Tío Flacucho, Tío Perezoso and my favourite, Tío Morbidly Obese. That's all